Day 11: BEDM Challenge What I can't do

Today is day 11 of the BEDM challenge and today's most was HARD. I had to really sit and think about this one and I was not a happy camper! What could be giving me so much ire? Here's the prompt in all of it's glory:

"Sell yourself in 10 words or less."

Oh, dang. First, I thought hmmm....maybe I should do a 10 word sentence? Maybe just 10 words? An interpretive dance? Bleh. My approach was to describe some things that I can't do because if you buy something don't you want to know what it can't do? So here we go!

"I can't cartwheel, sing, or bicycle. Let's be friends."

What do you think? How would you have tackled this challenge? Have a wonderful day and I hope your weekend is going well!